Here are my top ten reasons for wanting to go cross country on a bike.
10) I couldn't afford a round trip airfare to LA
9) I wanted to go further but the Atlantic Ocean gets in the way
8) I want to be able to drink unlimited quantities of beer without gaining weight
7) I need fifty days to wear each of my bike jerseys
6) I want to stay in a Super 8 motel in each state from coast to coast
5) It is too expensive to drive
4) My friends are running a pool on which state I will blow my knee out in
3) I'm sick of riding in circles
2) I want to meet 40 people who are as crazy as I am
And the top reason for wanting to go cross country on a bike is:
1) I had 8 grand to blow and said "what the hell!"
Looking forward to meeting everyone in LA.
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